Yang Membuatkan Aku....

Ada few things or thoughts to share....

Yang menyakitkan hati

F : Oh... perut saya dah besar..
M: Dengan 0sim...Zap...zap.. u zap...
F: Peha saya besar macam gajah...
M: Dengan 0sim.. Zap.. zap.. u zap....

I heard this few times on 'panas'.fm and everytime i heard that , i feel like banging my head on my car steering.... oh tidakkkk.... Seriously... do you think you would buy the so-called slimming product after u listen to those ugly script?? i dunno who wrote the script, but obviously, it must be a stupid-but-cheap advertising company.... well, i admit, i might need those slimming thingy,..( i want to get rid of these gigantic hips or i want to tighten my stomach muscle after giving birth to 3 super power ultramen) and i might be considering of buying it.. but after listening to the ad, that's it... that's it... cukup lah... itu satu penghinaan tu.... i might have these big hips.. but to samakan dengan gajah, well, it's too much... hahahah..... tertekan tau...

Yang membuatkan aku kelihatan bodoh

I brought my son Irfan for a follow up treatment at Ampg Putri Hosp last week... there was nothing wrong with him, except that he had eczema (a form of dermatitis.... kulit sensitif.. ala ala cam kulit orang kaya gitu.. very the sensitip one..) he couldnt stand dust/any form of dirt... or else he would develop a red itchy gatal giler condition yang membuatkan dia tergaru-garu... kesian my son... after few days of applying the very-very-expensive-tak-hingat- punya ubat and some oral medicine, he's getting ok... and this was my conversation with my maid:

Maid: Ibu, kulit Irfan sudah baik...
Me: A'ahhh.. kan hari tu dah bawa jumpa doktor
Maid: Bagus ya doktor itu...
Me: Ya.. itu bukan sebarangan doktor...doktor itu doktor pakar kulit...(at this point of time, i was trying hard how to explain to her that Irfan had been treated by a skin specialist who just got a title Dato'....buat duit betul dr tu....)
Maid: Apa??? Pakar?? Pakar itu apa....
Me: (Thinking very hard now......) Pakar itu.... doktor yang bertauliah yang hanya menguruskan sakit yang berkaitan dengan kulit sahaja... (i sound like an orthodox bahasa teacher)
Maid: Oooo.. begitu...
Me: Di tempat kamu, kamu bilang apa doktor pakar?
Maid: Di tempat saya, ....saya bilang SPECIALIST

Me: (akukah yg kelihatan begitu buduh di sini??? begitu terrer maid aku ni, lancar dan terang aje dia sebut perkataan omputih tu)

Yang membuatkan hati ini tersentuh

Irfan was trying very very hard to convince me to buy him 'something' and he was trying to ask in a very diplomatic approach...

Irfan: Ibu... ibu.. ibu ada duit tak?
Me : kenapa?
Irfan: Duit ibu banyak lagi tak?
Me : Tak tahu lah.. kena check kat bank dulu...
Irfan: Irfan nak..
------ and suddenly he was interupted by my another ultraman
Ilhan: Duit ibu dah abis... ibu bayar rumah.. bayar kereta... beli pizza.. beli susu...beli pampers... beli roti.. (and the list go on....)

Me: *gulp* ....
Irfan: *terkujat tarusss tak terkata apa apa dah... *

I didnt know that my second son had paid so much attention on my 'money matters'

Yang membuatkan aku konpius

My long-distance friend, somewhere in North East Asia had made a very interesting discovery... we had an online conversation and i dunno somehow we stumbled upon a topic on kesuburan... he said and he claimed that he is 'subur and belum andropause'.... well, for a 31 year old single and available bachelor, i wonder how he got the test result...and what kind of 'test' he had undertaken.... hehehehe... my dear fren.. jawab jgn tak jawab... hehehe...

Yang membuatkan aku sedar diri

I had exactly rm120 in my purse to survive for another 15 days until the pay day